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My Hat Lies Where I Can't Mention

sung to tune "My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean"

At camp always stick with your buddy.
And never touch plants with three leaves.
And always take ample precautions
Before looking down the latrines!

Take off your hat before looking down the latrine, latrine!
Take off your hat before looking down the latrine!

At camp never walk around barefoot,
And never cut wood that is green.
And always take ample precaution,
Before looking down the latrine!

Take off your hat before looking down the latrine, latrine!
Take off your hat before looking down the latrine!

There once was a Scout who was careless,
And curious about the latrine.
Although he went in with his Scout hat,
T'was the last time his Scout hat was seen!

Take off your hat before looking down the latrine, latrine!
Take off your hat before looking down the latrine!

- Crossroads of America Council Pow Wow, 1999

Original source: http://www.powwow-online.net/pizzazz/songs/myhat.htm

 

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